this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
Mom……Dad…Theses are the men I am in love with
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there
and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid
Slide to the left
Take it back now y’all
Cha cha real smooth
Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp
Everybody clap your hands
How low can you go? Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
this was funny until it wasn’t
IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing